one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me
